CROWN FLY FISHERS
Tam The Angler
When it comes to fishin
Ma mate Tam is the best
Or so he says.
Tam can tie a fly
That could fool a spider
Or so he says
The thing is my mate Tam
Talks the best fishin
I have ever heard
An if fishin was telling
Then Tam would have
the final word
He has caught and lost
The biggest fish
That you have ever seen
And if there's a loch or river
Where troot are huge
Then Tam's been
He swears by his own concoctions
Bits o tinsel and darnin thread
He says he's caught a salmon
Usin nothing else but the hair
Of his ane bairn's head
Oor Tam says he has caught troot
So enamoured by his lures
Dazzled by his handiwork
They all but jumped oot
The water when he cast his line
Aye when it comes to fishin
My mate Tam's the best
Or so he says
He can tie bonnie flies
That would fool a spider
Or so he says
If talk was fishin
We would a be beat by Tam
He'd hae us all sit and listen
While ice formed on the dam
Copywrited James Hay-Barr 01 July 2005
DODGY PHOTOS
Hugh Skeoch takes fishing the `Bung' to extremes
Feel free to make up your own caption
Bill hunter shows off some of his designer gear
A couple of Wullie Watters photos taken last week
After years of searching Bill finds waders that fit
Wullie Watters Its hard
to believe what one pint of beer can do to a man
Who needs a chair to fall on his arse this week? .............................................. Rab Brazier (right) the very next Saturday
Mad angler takes grayling hostage
The moral of this story is - remember to pack your wading boots or.....well you can see the results for yourself
Altogether now you know the tune .............. Compare the bald bit.com - Not a meerkat in sight but there is a couple of spiders
Redneck with condom hat
Has this man no shame? Again!!!!! Still having nightmares after the Tummel weigh in? No doubt this is the reason.